Marcus Waring,Ian Baker: The Deranged Book for Old Timers

The Deranged Book for Old Timers


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It might have been fun and games once to have adventures, make catapults or learn about fossils, but what about now you are starting to feel a bit fossilised yourself? You just know you are going to suffer a ghastly accident if you attempt to make a tree house. The Deranged Book for Old-timers offers advice on life's more sedate pleasures, from the afternoon snooze to how to twitch curtains properly. With a guide to being a grumpy codger and a Zimmer frame Kama Sutra, this book is full of delightfully dotty things to do. Yes, we are going to grow old, but we are going to make sure we do it disgracefully.

Matt is six years old when he discovers that he is The Deranged Book for Old Timers free pdf different from other children and other people. To most, Matt isn't considered a boy at all, but a beast, dirty and disgusting. But to El Patron, lord of a country called Opium, Matt is the guarantee of eternal life. El Patron loves Matt as he loves himself - for Matt is himself. They share the exact same DNA. As Matt struggles to understand his existence and what that existence truly means, he is threatened by a host of sinister and manipulating characters, from El Patron's power-hungry family to the brain-deadened eejits and mindless slaves that toil Opium's poppy fields. Surrounded by a dangerous army of bodyguards, escape is the only chance Matt has to survive. But even escape is no guarantee of freedom...because Matt is marked by his difference in ways that he doesn't even suspect.


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Author: Marcus Waring,Ian Baker
Number of Pages: 256 pages
Published Date: 08 Sep 2008
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers
Publication Country: Chichester, United Kingdom
Language: English
ISBN: 9781840246919
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